Lessons Learned

Last night both the boys had their sleep studies. I learned a few important lessons:

1. Even if the kids' specialists, nursing agency, home health agency, pediatrician, therapy center and SLEEP LAB are in the same area, do not assume you know where you're going as you're bound to become confused.
2. When you become confused, call for the address BEFORE you've found yourself in the middle of nowhere.
3. Tallahassee is not in GEORGIA, but it's easy to reach Georgia if you're hopelessly lost in the dark in a rainstorm.
4. When you're lost and feel like crying, CRACK JOKES at everything around and make the kids SING horribly off-tune Christmas carols with you.
   
5. Always bring a CHANGE OF CLOTHES for the kids. Pee happens.
6. Don't forget to EAT when you feed your kids dinner.
7. Tallahassee apparently feels the same way I do about 6:00 am. It's best to be SLEEPING.
8. You'll always find HOME eventually, and it's great when you do.